Your idea of the perfect woman?
Nobody’s perfect, but my dream gal would be intelligent. That’s really sexy to me. And kindness is also really, really important. And spontaneity—being open to whatever comes.
What’s a dating mistake you make?
When I’m on a second date with a girl, I’ll ask myself, Can I marry this person? And we’re just trying to decide between salmon and chicken. I’m totally making an effort to fix that.
How do women underestimate men?
[By thinking that] the negative stereotypes about men are true—whether it’s that we lie or are unfaithful. I think women can get the wrong idea that all guys are just out to get laid.
Anything that would surprise fans about you?
I write songs. I play piano and guitar. The music is on the shelf right now, but I love it desperately.
What’s one profession that you find extremely attractive?
A writer. I don’t think I’ve ever dated a writer, and I have this fantasy that I’m going to marry one; I have no idea why. It’s something about sitting at your computer writing with glasses on. I’m into it.
Long hair or short? I love short hair; it drives me crazy.
Lingerie or nothing? Nothing.
Blonde, brunette, or redhead? Dirty blonde.
What do you sleep in? Boxer briefs.
Bromance crush? Michael Fassbender. He’s a super babe, a dreamboat.